Jan 30 2010

Rip Torn: Bank Robber???

Tag: News of the WeirdNate @ 6:32 pm

Actor Rip Torn charged with breaking into Conn. bank while drunk and carrying a loaded gun

SALISBURY, Conn. (AP) — Actor Elmore “Rip” Torn has been charged with breaking into a Connecticut bank and carrying a loaded handgun while intoxicated.

State police say the 78-year-old Salisbury resident was arrested Friday night after police found him inside the Litchfield Bancorp with a loaded revolver.

The “Men in Black” actor has been taken into custody and booked on charges including burglary and possession of firearm without a permit. He is being held on $100,000 bond and is scheduled for a Monday appearance in Bantam Superior Court.

Forget men in black, his SF great role was Centauri in The Last Starfighter.


Jan 28 2010

Cat vs. Bear

Tag: Animals are weirdNate @ 5:48 pm

Couldn’t figure out how to embed this, sorry.

Cat vs. Bear

Cat wins. Too funny!


Aug 28 2009

I resemble that remark…

Tag: HumorNate @ 3:27 pm

I (heart) XKCD, but this one made me really sad at the same time getting a laugh. “The least interesting man in the world,” indeed.


May 06 2009

I’ve GOT to visit Estonia…

Tag: General WeirdnessNate @ 3:29 pm

Kidding, although it does sound like an interesting place to visit for other reasons than the translation of “twelve months.”

In other news, I’ve been super-lax about updating this (even ignoring the 3+ weeks when there was no server running at all.) We’re finally sorta-kinda moved in. Some house-related posts coming up one of these


Feb 02 2009

Meta-phishing.

Tag: General WeirdnessNate @ 3:41 pm

Here’s a phishing email I received:

Important:
You’re getting this letter in connection with new directions issued by U.S. Treasury Department. The directions concern U.S. Federal Wire online payments.

On January 26, 2009 a large-scaled phishing attack started and has been still lasting. A great number of banks and credit unions is affected by this attack and quantity of illegal wire transfers has reached an extremely high level.

U.S. Treasury Department, Federal Reserve and Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) in common worked out a complex of immediate actions for the highest possible reduction of fraudulent operations. We regret to inform you that definite restrictions will be applied to all Federal Wire transfers from February 6 till February 13.

Here you can get more detailed information regarding the affected banks and U.S. Treasury Department restrictions:
(URL Redacted, for obvious reasons)

Yes, it’s a phishing email pretending to be a warning about phishing. Good grief!


Jan 26 2009

XKCD gets it.

Tag: General WeirdnessNate @ 2:46 pm

Genetic Algorithms

Hello Skynet!


Dec 30 2008

Yet another blogmeme quiz

Tag: LJ/Blog MemesNate @ 7:51 pm

I don’t think I’m enough of a music geek to get this, but it’s an amusing quiz:

Your result for What’s your key signature?…

C# Minor

C Sharp. C sharp run. You’d only know I was reusing this joke from C# Major’s headline if you cheated.

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Dec 11 2008

The Spirit of the Season

Tag: General WeirdnessNate @ 5:06 pm

Sadly, e-sheep is gone, but Saturnalia lives on thanks to the Internet Archive.

(Above link not safe for work.)


Nov 21 2008

Somali Pirates in Discussions to Acquire Citigroup

via AmericaBlog:
Somali Pirates in Discussions to Acquire Citigroup

November 20 (Bloomberg) — The Somali pirates, renegade Somalis known for hijacking ships for ransom in the Gulf of Aden, are negotiating a purchase of Citigroup.

The pirates would buy Citigroup with new debt and their existing cash stockpiles, earned most recently from hijacking numerous ships, including most recently a $200 million Saudi Arabian oil tanker. The Somali pirates are offering up to $0.10 per share for Citigroup, pirate spokesman Sugule Ali said earlier today. The negotiations have entered the final stage, Ali said.

“You may not like our price, but we are not in the business of paying for things. Be happy we are in the mood to offer the shareholders anything,” said Ali.

The pirates will finance part of the purchase by selling new Pirate Ransom Backed Securities. The PRBS’s are backed by the cash flows from future ransom payments from hijackings in the Gulf of Aden. Moody’s and S&P have already issued their top investment grade ratings for the PRBS’s.

Head pirate, Ubu Kalid Shandu, said: “We need a bank so that we have a place to keep all of our ransom money. Thankfully, the dislocations in the capital markets has allowed us to purchase Citigroup at an attractive valuation and to take advantage of TARP capital to grow the business even faster.”

Shandu added, “We don’t call ourselves pirates. We are coastguards and this will just allow us to guard our coasts better.”

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Oct 13 2008

That’s non-canon!

Tag: General WeirdnessNate @ 5:47 pm

Solving Problems by Declaring Parts of Your Life to Be Non-Canon
Must read comic strip, via Jim at work.


Oct 01 2008

Hitchin’ a ride.

Tag: Animals are weird, News of the WeirdNate @ 3:14 pm

Crab videotaped riding giant jellyfish

Exactly what it says. Requires a video player plugin, not sure which but one I had in any event. Animals are weird…

It’s a good day for random weird stuff:
Missing in Mexico: Truck with 5,000 condoms, 800 HIV tests and a giant inflatable prophylactic

MEXICO CITY (AP) _ Missing in Mexico: One truck carrying 5,000 condoms, 800 HIV tests and a 23-foot (7 meter) inflatable prophylactic.

The coordinator of an HIV/AIDS awareness tour, Polo Gomez, said Wednesday that the “Condomovil” was parked in front of a friend’s house in Mexico City when it disappeared Sunday evening. He believes the truck was stolen, but he doesn’t know why. Police are still investigating.

The truck should be easy to spot. It features painted images of a peeled banana, the exposed part shaped like a condom, and a shirtless man saying: “I protect myself. Do you?”


Sep 25 2008

“A little off the top,” it wasn’t.

Tag: News of the WeirdNate @ 7:37 pm

Something doesn’t smell right if this took from last Oct to today for the lawsuit to be filed, but…
(via Flyertalk)
Doctor accused of amputating man’s genitals against wishes

A lawsuit accuses a Frankfort doctor of amputating a man’s penis without his consent, according to a newspaper.


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