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		<title>Dark Lord of the Petulant?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2010 23:38:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is Darth Vader&#8217;s diagnosis? The manipulations of Anakin Skywalker, also known as Darth Vader in the &#8220;Star Wars&#8221; saga, have long been ascribed to the Dark Side of the Force. Now, psychiatrists suggests that the actions of the Jedi Knight could be used in teaching about a real-life mental illness. A letter to the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://pagingdrgupta.blogs.cnn.com/2010/06/07/what-is-darth-vaders-diagnosis/?hpt=Mid">What is Darth Vader&#8217;s diagnosis?</a></p>
<blockquote><p>The manipulations of  Anakin Skywalker, also known as Darth Vader in the &#8220;Star Wars&#8221;  saga, have long been ascribed to the Dark Side of the Force. Now, psychiatrists suggests that the actions of the Jedi Knight could be used in teaching about a real-life mental illness.</p>
<p>A letter to the editor in the journal Psychiatry Research explores just what is wrong with Vader. French researchers posit that Vader exhibits six out of the nine criteria for borderline personality disorder. Unstable moods, interpersonal relationships, and behaviors are all characteristics of this condition, according to the National Institutes of Mental Health. It affects 2 percent of adults, mostly young women.</p></blockquote>
<p>via <a HREF="http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/buzz-log-darth-vaders-diagnosis.html">Yahoo Movies</a></p>
<p>&#8212;<br />
Addendum: I&#8217;m clearly not blogging enough when I wrote it as [blockquote] on the first pass&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Spain, not Japan? Seriously?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 20:37:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nate</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Weirdness]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently There Is A Meat Vending Machine In Spain Spain is a magical place. How do we know this? Because they apparently have a meat vending machine. Said vending machine is located outside a 100-year-old butcher shop and allows customers to buy meat around the clock. The vending machine features meats, sausages, sandwiches and other [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Spain is a magical place. How do we know this? Because they apparently have a meat vending machine. </p>
<p>Said vending machine is located outside a 100-year-old butcher shop and allows customers to buy meat around the clock. The vending machine features meats, sausages, sandwiches and other goods on a seasonally rotating basis.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>3 Men In A Boat, sort of&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 02:47:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nate</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Weirdness]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Via Slashdot&#8230; Jack Watkins, 25, and engineers Chris Hayes, 24, and Dave Sibley, 25, have succeeded in crossing Italy&#8217;s Lake Garda in a huge, inflated bouncy castle. &#8220;Great Britain has such a great tradition as a seafaring nation and we really feel we have played no role at all in adding to this,&#8221; admitted intrepid [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://idle.slashdot.org/firehose.pl?op=view&#038;type=story&#038;sid=10/05/17/237202">Via Slashdot</a>&#8230;<br />
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<blockquote><p>Jack Watkins, 25, and engineers Chris Hayes, 24, and Dave Sibley, 25, <a href="http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/826125-brits-float-across-lake-garda-in-a-bouncy-castle">have succeeded in crossing Italy&#8217;s Lake Garda in a huge, inflated bouncy castle</a>. &#8220;Great Britain has such a great tradition as a seafaring nation and we really feel we have played no role at all in adding to this,&#8221; admitted intrepid waterman Hayes. &#8220;That said, it was possibly the most fun we have ever had and we really never believed this most frivolous of dreams would ever be realized.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>This demands an American attempt to do the same.  Lake Mead, anyone?</p>
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		<title>Rip Torn: Bank Robber???</title>
		<link>http://www.cubiclehermit.com/archives/555</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 02:32:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Actor Rip Torn charged with breaking into Conn. bank while drunk and carrying a loaded gun SALISBURY, Conn. (AP) — Actor Elmore &#8220;Rip&#8221; Torn has been charged with breaking into a Connecticut bank and carrying a loaded handgun while intoxicated. State police say the 78-year-old Salisbury resident was arrested Friday night after police found him [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-et-rip-torn-break-in-wire,0,6873662.story">Actor Rip Torn charged with breaking into Conn. bank while drunk and carrying a loaded gun</a></p>
<blockquote><p>SALISBURY, Conn. (AP) — Actor Elmore &#8220;Rip&#8221; Torn has been charged with breaking into a Connecticut bank and carrying a loaded handgun while intoxicated.</p>
<p>State police say the 78-year-old Salisbury resident was arrested Friday night after police found him inside the Litchfield Bancorp with a loaded revolver.</p>
<p>The &#8220;Men in Black&#8221; actor has been taken into custody and booked on charges including burglary and possession of firearm without a permit. He is being held on $100,000 bond and is scheduled for a Monday appearance in Bantam Superior Court.</p></blockquote>
<p>Forget men in black, his SF great role was Centauri in <em>The Last Starfighter.</em></p>
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		<title>Cat vs. Bear</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:48:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Couldn&#8217;t figure out how to embed this, sorry. Cat vs. Bear Cat wins. Too funny!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Couldn&#8217;t figure out how to embed this, sorry.</p>
<p><a href="http://video.yahoo.com/network/100284668?v=6859557&#038;l=3774740">Cat vs. Bear</a></p>
<p>Cat wins. Too funny!  </p>
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		<title>I resemble that remark&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.cubiclehermit.com/archives/534</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 22:27:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I (heart) XKCD, but this one made me really sad at the same time getting a laugh. &#8220;The least interesting man in the world,&#8221; indeed.]]></description>
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<p>
I (heart) XKCD, but this one made me really sad at the same time getting a laugh.  &#8220;The least interesting man in the world,&#8221; indeed.</p>
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		<title>I&#8217;ve GOT to visit Estonia&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.cubiclehermit.com/archives/520</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 22:29:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nate</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Weirdness]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Kidding, although it does sound like an interesting place to visit for other reasons than the translation of &#8220;twelve months.&#8221; In other news, I&#8217;ve been super-lax about updating this (even ignoring the 3+ weeks when there was no server running at all.) We&#8217;re finally sorta-kinda moved in. Some house-related posts coming up one of these]]></description>
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<p>Kidding, although it does sound like an interesting place to visit for other reasons than the translation of &#8220;twelve months.&#8221;</p>
<p>In other news, I&#8217;ve been super-lax about updating this (even ignoring the 3+ weeks when there was no server running at all.)  We&#8217;re finally sorta-kinda moved in.  Some house-related posts coming up one of these</p>
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		<title>Meta-phishing.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 22:41:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nate</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Weirdness]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a phishing email I received: Important: You&#8217;re getting this letter in connection with new directions issued by U.S. Treasury Department. The directions concern U.S. Federal Wire online payments. On January 26, 2009 a large-scaled phishing attack started and has been still lasting. A great number of banks and credit unions is affected by this [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s a phishing email I received:</p>
<blockquote><p>Important:<br />
You&#8217;re getting this letter in connection with new directions issued by U.S. Treasury Department. The directions concern U.S. Federal Wire online payments.</p>
<p>On January 26, 2009 a large-scaled phishing attack started and has been still lasting. A great number of banks and credit unions is affected by this attack and quantity of illegal wire transfers has reached an extremely high level.</p>
<p>U.S. Treasury Department, Federal Reserve and Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) in common worked out a complex of immediate actions for the highest possible reduction of fraudulent operations. We regret to inform you that definite restrictions will be applied to all Federal Wire transfers from February 6 till February 13.</p>
<p>Here you can get more detailed information regarding the affected banks and U.S. Treasury Department restrictions:<br />
<strong>(URL Redacted, for obvious reasons)</strong>
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<p>Yes, it&#8217;s a phishing email pretending to be a warning about phishing. Good grief!</p>
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		<title>XKCD gets it.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 21:46:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello Skynet!]]></description>
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<p>Hello Skynet!</p>
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		<title>Yet another blogmeme quiz</title>
		<link>http://www.cubiclehermit.com/archives/496</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 02:51:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nate</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[LJ/Blog Memes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m enough of a music geek to get this, but it&#8217;s an amusing quiz: Your result for What&#8217;s your key signature?&#8230; C# Minor C Sharp. C sharp run. You&#8217;d only know I was reusing this joke from C# Major&#8217;s headline if you cheated. Congratulations, you’re C-Sharp Minor, a tricky little bastard of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m enough of a music geek to get this, but it&#8217;s an amusing quiz:</p>
<p><em>Your result for What&#8217;s your key signature?&#8230;</em></p>
<h4>C# Minor</h4>
<p>C Sharp. C sharp run. You&#8217;d only know I was reusing this joke from C# Major&#8217;s headline if you cheated.</p>
<p style="text-align:center"><img src="http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/0x0/0x0/0/8083972964502245450.png" width="476" height="262" /></p>
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<p>Congratulations, you’re C-Sharp Minor, a tricky little bastard of a key, if I do say so myself. Considering the press time that C# Minor’s relative major of E Major gets, you’d expect this key to get more airtime in the musical scene. Alas, it is not to be. The key is a little devil, being at least somewhat difficult to play on almost every instrument. Guitars can shred through E Major, but the base chords for C# Minor are just a bit harder. Pianos can try E, but this key has them fumbling all over the place between the root on a black key and random white keys everywhere else. And we won’t even get started on the poor woodwind players.</p>
<p>You’re probably a bastard as well, playing pranks on people and selecting all the dumb answers you could in the quiz you just took. Don’t lie, you did that on purpose, didn’t you? Even if you didn’t tone it down, asshole. <img src='http://www.cubiclehermit.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>SONG EXAMPLE: Livin’ La Vida Loca by Ricky Martin (That Ricky Martin was a bastard too, you know)</p>
<p>INTERESTING TIDBIT:</p>
<p>* Really the only reason this key is ever used in classical musical literature can be chalked up as people trying to imitate Beethoven. After his Moonlight Sonata in C# Minor was released, it started getting slight amounts of use. But still not too much.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/whats-your-key-signature"><br />
    					    Take What&#8217;s your key signature?</a> at <a href="http://www.helloquizzy.com/"><b style="color:#131313"><span style="color:#ac000c">H</span>ello<span style="color:#ac000c">Q</span>uizzy</b></a>
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		<title>The Spirit of the Season</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:06:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sadly, e-sheep is gone, but Saturnalia lives on thanks to the Internet Archive. (Above link not safe for work.)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sadly, e-sheep is gone, but <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/19990508182228/http://www.e-sheep.com/Saturnalia/">Saturnalia</a> lives on thanks to the Internet Archive.</p>
<p>(Above link not safe for work.)</p>
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		<title>Somali Pirates in Discussions to Acquire Citigroup</title>
		<link>http://www.cubiclehermit.com/archives/480</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 20:59:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nate</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Countdown to 2009]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[via AmericaBlog: Somali Pirates in Discussions to Acquire Citigroup November 20 (Bloomberg) &#8212; The Somali pirates, renegade Somalis known for hijacking ships for ransom in the Gulf of Aden, are negotiating a purchase of Citigroup. The pirates would buy Citigroup with new debt and their existing cash stockpiles, earned most recently from hijacking numerous ships, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>via <a href="http://www.americablog.com/2008/11/somali-pirates-in-discussions-to.html">AmericaBlog</a>:<br />
<a href="http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20081121.WBstreetwise20081121112035/WBStory/WBstreetwise">Somali Pirates in Discussions to Acquire Citigroup</a></p>
<blockquote><p>November 20 (Bloomberg) &#8212; The Somali pirates, renegade Somalis known for hijacking ships for ransom in the Gulf of Aden, are negotiating a purchase of Citigroup.</p>
<p>The pirates would buy Citigroup with new debt and their existing cash stockpiles, earned most recently from hijacking numerous ships, including most recently a $200 million Saudi Arabian oil tanker. The Somali pirates are offering up to $0.10 per share for Citigroup, pirate spokesman Sugule Ali said earlier today. The negotiations have entered the final stage, Ali said. </p>
<p>&#8220;You may not like our price, but we are not in the business of paying for things. Be happy we are in the mood to offer the shareholders anything,&#8221; said Ali.</p>
<p>The pirates will finance part of the purchase by selling new Pirate Ransom Backed Securities. The PRBS&#8217;s are backed by the cash flows from future ransom payments from hijackings in the Gulf of Aden. Moody&#8217;s and S&#038;P have already issued their top investment grade ratings for the PRBS&#8217;s.</p>
<p>Head pirate, Ubu Kalid Shandu, said: &#8220;We need a bank so that we have a place to keep all of our ransom money. Thankfully, the dislocations in the capital markets has allowed us to purchase Citigroup at an attractive valuation and to take advantage of TARP capital to grow the business even faster.&#8221;</p>
<p>Shandu added, &#8220;We don&#8217;t call ourselves pirates. We are coastguards and this will just allow us to guard our coasts better.&#8221;
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(Actually a paroidy, of course:<br />
From the original source:</p>
<blockquote><p>Argggg, Maties! Here&#8217;s what shell-shocked financiers are laughing at on Wall Street Friday morning in a phony Bloomberg story:
</p></blockquote>
<p>Worthy of the Onion, that one.</p>
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