A little close to home for comfort…

The Onion U.S. Holds Going-Out-Of-Business Sale January 17, 2006 | Issue 42•03 WASHINGTON, DC—In an address broadcast on late-night television Tuesday, President Bush announced that the federal government will liquidate its holdings in a going-out-of-business sale scheduled to begin Friday. After 200-plus years of service, the U.S. government is closing its doors. “The U.S. government,… Continue reading A little close to home for comfort…

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