Sounds like a bad comic book, right?
But via BoingBoing.net, we find that they’re stars of the NSA children’s outreach site.
They have comments on changes to the site, but in general, I’m just baffled and astounded(*); that they HAVE a ridiculous comicky children’s site to begin with.
(* I was going to say “hornswoggled” but I’m informed that means “fooled.”)