Man’s testicles snared in a padlock for two weeks

Via the Portsmouth Herald: BRENTWOOD – The “family jewels” of one Brentwood man recently were locked up for two weeks – literally. On Saturday, July 30, at about 3:40 a.m., Brentwood police assisted ambulance and rescue personnel with a 39-year-old man with a padlock on his testicles. via DBA