Category: General Weirdness

There is no problem so big you can’t ignore it out of existence.

OK, that’s BS, but I love something about the phrasing.

Go check out the Biblical Curse Generator, which bills itself as follows:

Lost for a smart remark to see off your enemies? Unable to deliver that killer insult? Put an end to “I was speechless!” misery with the amazing Biblical Curse Generator, which is pre-loaded with blistering put-downs as delivered by Elijah, Jeremiah and other monumentally angry saints. Simply click the button below, and get ready to smite your foes with a custom-made curse straight out of the Old Testament.

via a private mailing list I’m on.

Perhaps they should have a warning label on the bible? Well, some intrepid internet parodists suggests one…

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Apparently from SteakAndCheese.com; I got it from a message board I’m on.

They ask “God, can you imagine if this were published today?”.

Yeah, these days it would have a picture of Saddam or Bin Ladin, and some anti-Islamist (or perhaps simply anti-Muslim/anti-Arab) epithet.

But wait, there’s more!

Fortunately popular media isn’t pushing the “war on terror” the way it did real wars.

De-Animator

From the Daily Illuminator:

Flash games are good. Shooting zombies is good. This game would therefore seem to have more than its fair share of goodness.

Opinion: A Gentleman Never Discloses…

I must say, the quality of discourse in this country has taken a sharp plunge of late, not only among the ruffians and ne’er-do-wells from whom one expects coarse speech, but among gentlemen of letters and esteem. I have, with my own ears, several times in the past week, heard the elder sons of prominent families introduce into mixed company subjects formerly reserved for private discussion among gentlemen. It pains me even to raise this point, but following a string of recent events, there is no question that the adage bears repeating: A gentleman ought never to disclose…

Go see the rest. (Warning, explicit content.)

From the Onion, via a post on DBA

“SMOKING GUN” PROOF THAT ILLUMINATI PLAN TO ATTACK ON 9/11 AND BEYOND WAS WELL KNOWN AS FAR BACK AS 1995!

In 1990, role-playing inventor, Steve Jackson, was planning his newest game, which he would ultimately call the “Illuminati — New World Order” Game, or “INWO” for short. Jackson was creating a game that would hit very, very close to home, very close to the actual plan of the Illuminati to propel the world into the New World Order — also known as the Kingdom of Antichrist. As we shall show you, Jackson issued playing cards, three of which foretold the events of 9/11…

Funny stuff. At least I hope that these guys are trying to be funny. If not, one scary bunch of nutters… but good for a laugh in any case!

link via my brother… I assume I missed this when it made the Daily Illuminator?

Gizoogle it!

Via a spam, no less.

I deeply regret and apologize to my readership (all four of you?) for the lack of an adequate April Fool’s Day post. Next year something cool. I promise.